My longest years were the time I served in high school. I was pretty clear about that in my book. So why go to my high school reunion? Is it a matter of pride or revenge? OK, I admit 5 years ago that was my motivation was rub in my success. I’d just finished up my Dwyane Wade Converse campaign, and I was riding high. I certainly wanted to stick it to a few assholes that I was able to do something. So I showed up all in a huff, ready to reign on anyone who gave me problems back in the day.
5 years ago that reunion went quite well. I had a few too many drinks and was coaxed into giving an impromptu roast. I hit some of my classmates hard. I was out for blood.
As classmate, Jennifer Meunster, said it best, “I’m so glad I wasn’t mean to Matty Goldberg.”
Tony Defeliece got it the worst. I love the kid but he showed up wearing camouflage pants and a Yankee jersey. Fucking jerkoff. He disrespected our whole class looking like a slob. Even I cleaned up and looked quite dapper.
This year I come from a more tranquil place, the state of California. Everything is mellow, and everything is groovy. I got no ill will. I got no revenge. I got love in my heart. I am bringing a smoking hot date as well. That helps. I just want to reminisce. Share some laughs. However, if I’m coaxed back on stage to roast, damn well I will. I always need the sad attention. I’m a tamer Matty.
I’ll post a full report on this blog when I get back.
Oh and because I’m in New York City, I’ll be doing one show at New York Comedy Club. Dec 2nd at 830
5 years ago that reunion went quite well. I had a few too many drinks and was coaxed into giving an impromptu roast. I hit some of my classmates hard. I was out for blood.
As classmate, Jennifer Meunster, said it best, “I’m so glad I wasn’t mean to Matty Goldberg.”
Tony Defeliece got it the worst. I love the kid but he showed up wearing camouflage pants and a Yankee jersey. Fucking jerkoff. He disrespected our whole class looking like a slob. Even I cleaned up and looked quite dapper.
This year I come from a more tranquil place, the state of California. Everything is mellow, and everything is groovy. I got no ill will. I got no revenge. I got love in my heart. I am bringing a smoking hot date as well. That helps. I just want to reminisce. Share some laughs. However, if I’m coaxed back on stage to roast, damn well I will. I always need the sad attention. I’m a tamer Matty.
I’ll post a full report on this blog when I get back.
Oh and because I’m in New York City, I’ll be doing one show at New York Comedy Club. Dec 2nd at 830
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