Hey my friends and fans. It's been forever since I blogged. It's been quite a 2015 for all the wrong reasons. I have been an awful walking calamity. The year started out with me burning my left eye out by sleeping next to a space heater. That is on me. My fault for sure. Just being a careless schmuck. For three days it felt like sandpaper was living in my left eye and it hurt just to blink. But with some fancy drops and no more space heater, my eyes are back to normal.
Then in mid-January I was in passenger seat on the freeway and a Mercedes rear ended me. That’s all I can say for now. You know legally and shit. But it was quite scary and stunning. Oh then one night I thought I was having a heart attack. I can't talk about it because it relates to paragraph above, but I assure you I'm completely fine. Got all the heart tests and my health in the heart department is great.
Okay, now shit gets weird. Less than two weeks ago I was petting my lovely cat Jeff Jack when he got a little scared and gave me a pretty mean love bite. I really didn't think much of it. Took a nap and a few hours later my hand completely swelled up. It's been a week of Epsom salt, anti-biotics and hell. I'm just getting back to normal. The swelling of my hand is almost back to normal. What will happen to me next? I'm going with either bear attack or snake bite. Or I'm on a ladder picking oranges from a tree and I fall and break some bones. If I could gamble on my own bad misfortune I'd put money on that.
OK good news is I have some great shows coming up (listed below) as well as NYC dates first week of April. April 1st doing pre-birthday show 8pm at New York Comedy Club. With an appearance of Wonderboy Kevin James Moore.
Oh I'm writing a little book of memoir type essays. 5 of them. Plan on selling em dirt cheap on the inter-
web. Like 2 bucks or something. I plan on posting one of the essays right here. That’s right one for free.
Not sure which one but I believe it will take place in the greatest decade ever; the 80's.
So hope all is well with everyone and carry on.
March 5 ice house, 8:15 pm. stage 2
March 9 the warehouse, marina del ray 8pm
March 25 mariposa grill, covina, ca 8pm
March 27 Sports harbour, marina del ray 7:30 pm
April 1, New York comedy club 8pm
April 2, New York Comedy Club 8pm (happy contest time)
April 3, New York comedy club 8pm
April 4, new York comedy Club 8pm
Then in mid-January I was in passenger seat on the freeway and a Mercedes rear ended me. That’s all I can say for now. You know legally and shit. But it was quite scary and stunning. Oh then one night I thought I was having a heart attack. I can't talk about it because it relates to paragraph above, but I assure you I'm completely fine. Got all the heart tests and my health in the heart department is great.
Okay, now shit gets weird. Less than two weeks ago I was petting my lovely cat Jeff Jack when he got a little scared and gave me a pretty mean love bite. I really didn't think much of it. Took a nap and a few hours later my hand completely swelled up. It's been a week of Epsom salt, anti-biotics and hell. I'm just getting back to normal. The swelling of my hand is almost back to normal. What will happen to me next? I'm going with either bear attack or snake bite. Or I'm on a ladder picking oranges from a tree and I fall and break some bones. If I could gamble on my own bad misfortune I'd put money on that.
OK good news is I have some great shows coming up (listed below) as well as NYC dates first week of April. April 1st doing pre-birthday show 8pm at New York Comedy Club. With an appearance of Wonderboy Kevin James Moore.
Oh I'm writing a little book of memoir type essays. 5 of them. Plan on selling em dirt cheap on the inter-
web. Like 2 bucks or something. I plan on posting one of the essays right here. That’s right one for free.
Not sure which one but I believe it will take place in the greatest decade ever; the 80's.
So hope all is well with everyone and carry on.
March 5 ice house, 8:15 pm. stage 2
March 9 the warehouse, marina del ray 8pm
March 25 mariposa grill, covina, ca 8pm
March 27 Sports harbour, marina del ray 7:30 pm
April 1, New York comedy club 8pm
April 2, New York Comedy Club 8pm (happy contest time)
April 3, New York comedy club 8pm
April 4, new York comedy Club 8pm